Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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