through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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