all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
She just used a chaser for red wine.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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