He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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