Are we in a gay sports bar?
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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