I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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