let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
i believe in u and ur pee
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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