Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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