Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
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