super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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