I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
did you just send me my own nude
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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