Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
i came on her dog
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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