at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Watching her eat just hurts me
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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