weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Pooping to opera.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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