Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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