was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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