It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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