I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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