Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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