Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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