well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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