so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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