I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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