If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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