just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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