Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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