No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Randomize
