she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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