Christians are straight up FREAKS
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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