so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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