Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
the liver wants what the liver wants
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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