I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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