You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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