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He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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