I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
It was a blind-side dick pic.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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