I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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