So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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