First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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