Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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