Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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