kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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