have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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