I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Pappa wants mamma naked
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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