She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
We named our party play list daddy issues
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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