Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
He told me they were just razor bumps!
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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