oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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