so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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