my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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