North Korea, Best Korea!
I could make wine with my vomit
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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