I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
