You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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